oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

nocasdatsgay:

ask-norway-and-america:

adriofthedead:

221cumberbum:

mst3kaddict:

fanfictionfiend:

Fanfiction = My Life

Very, very rarely. But I do. Sometimes. Maybe.

Me at about 1 am every night:

primrosesandrues:

shout out to all my favorite book series that don’t have a proper fandom on tumblr

thelionandthellama:

be careful making wishes in the

[aggressively slams hand on table twice]

DARK DARK

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’